Thursday, October 28, 2004

Gallop Polls Figaro!

This is exactly the type of thing that is bringing down political discourse today--reducing political figures to caricatures. Both Bush and Kerry are buffoons--Bush is stupid (a fact I dispute) and Kerry is a flip-flopper (as their Republican opponents have alleged of every Democratic candidate since Dukakis...hmmm...)

But you know what, its funny. I especially like how John Kerry is the only rich boy in this race of four millionaires. And Bush is now forced to ask for a recount, to which his brother Jeb adds a box of votes.

In the end, the message: "It doesn't really doesn't really matter...America will vote for me!" Bush sings. Sad, but maybe true.


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